Now. I don't mean to come across as curt, but some of my friends, as amazing as they are, really surprise me.. I'm clinically obsessed with them all, they're all beautiful and intense and funny and kinder than Christopher Robin could ever be - even despite the fact that he befriended a bear called Pooh, and a dipshit sadsack of a donkey whose name is a sound effect. They're one up on old Chrisso Robbo - They befriended me...
Good start? Great.
Ok
So I have this one friend in particular, no names necessary, who, despite being incredibly pretty and intelligent, swoons, that's right, swoons over a certain type of... how do I say this politely (lie, maybe? ) man.
Said... man, or men tend to all hold very similar qualities - and not the type that you're thinking, no sirree. There's no tattoo-ridden bloke with a wife beater on and mysterious eyes, there are no 'bad-boy qualities about any of these guys. The similar quality is this, my friends:
1. Brendon Urie - Panic at the Disco - AKA Sir Seags-a-lot
2. Zeke Kinski from Australia's (un)greatest show - Neighbours
Ok, so our number 1 there. The pictures speak for themselves. He's all of 19 or something, and all that is man. Sorry, young man, what is that you say? You're cleanly shaven, but still have sideburns? I think not! You have merely grown your hair up there to down there, to give the impression of sideburns, is all! And the pout! Need I say more?
Sidenote: Whilst sifting though Urie pictures on beloved Google.com, I noticed that that equally repulsive guy from that band .. um.. Pete Wenz is his name is often being confused with Brendon Urie. Spew x 2
Ok, now number 2 there, that little tucker from Neighbours that Susan takes under her wing, much like the rest of the cast in said show... Don't know the bloke, DO assume though, that he's probably going to be celebrating his 14th birthday at McDonalds - Happy Meals all round.
So the question needs to be asked... is it possible to be a 23 year old cougar? If so, my friend could well be the representative.
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4 comments:
Hehe. Actually, I sometimes look at 17 year olds and think... yeah, pretty hot. Ewwww.
But not Peewee Herman's son, Zeke-alicious!
ha! wait.. are you secretly writing about your crushes?? you are!!
Haha - Na... Brendon Urie acutally makes me feel physically ill with his cutsie poses and pyjama-wearing self in film clips.
Mind you though, I have toats done the double-take at an incredibly attractive younger male(or several), but NOT these creatures my friend Nicole obsesses over ... Spewzaaah
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